Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Which would you druther...

J: Did you start?
H: No, I haven't started yet. I feel like a cow that needs to be milked.
J: Girls have uteruses and cows have udders.
H: Thanks for the anatomy lesson. Med school just paid for itself in this single moment.
J: I was explaining it to the cat. Wink doesn't have a uterus or an udder but he does have nipples.
H: "I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?"

J: I could tell you that's what I'm doing, if that's what you prefer.
H: What are we even talking about anymore?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What is the matter with you two? Just make out already!

Jeremy said...

bien ouai! let's get to it!