Which would you druther...

I did a Google search of "Holly needs." Here are the top results:

Holly needs....

• everyone to like her
• to go to obedience and learn how to walk nicely on a leash because she does a lot of "drifting" from side to side investigating things
• to vent
• a hero
• kind-hearted person to come along and save her life
• a work permit
• a new home
• a shoulder to cry on
• a pollinator

Funny enough, this general search is accurate in many areas. Such as the leash walking issue (so embarrassing at my age) and the pollinator. What does a girl have to do to get a descent pollinator?!