Which would you druther....

Wednesday is Wink day. My cat drinks out of the toilet. Inside my toilet bowl are muddy paw prints. Sometimes when I'm feeling really lazy, I lift the seat rather than walk five feet back and forth to refill his water dish.

The other night he had been out partying and had too many tequilas. When he staggered in the house he was all "dude, I can't even remember what happened with that calico last night but I'm pretty sure I got lucky." He spent a good while licking himself and followed with his morning toilet swig. A few minutes later he ralphed on the bathroom floor. Regurgitated toilet water and cheap chinese left-overs and some grass bits all over the place. However, he was sweet enough to help clean the mess by licking up the toilet water. His precious precious toilet drink could not be wasted! Do you know the street value of that stuff?!It's still undecided what actually gave him the upset stomach. Was it the hangover? Or was it the venereal disease he licked off his butt from the calico?