Which would you druther...

This is a conversation NOT to have with your significant other:

H: You should start making lots of money so I can quit my job and volunteer all day at the zoo.

J: Yeah, ok. Just don't let them look at your transcripts and see the grade you got in Zoology.

H: Well no one needs to look at your transcripts to see that you're a dick.

Sometimes snappy comebacks need to be followed by an apology.