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I pulled into a parking stall at Smith's and noticed the car next to me had a little girl alone inside. She was completely preoccupied with herself in the rear view mirror. When I found her, she was talking to herself, which lead to kissing the mirror, followed by discovering something in her nose. After closer inspection she shoved her finger up her nose and began to excavate. She pulled out a huge booger (big enough for me to see while still in my own car) and wiped it on the dashboard.

And that's why you always clean your kid's nose before leaving them unsupervised in the car.