vomit on your future mother-in-law's new high designer shoes during introductions of first meeting each other or while shaking hands during introductions sneeze several times uncontrollably, spraying snot all over?
I've met some rather picky parents so I think I would choose the snot spray method. Perhaps there is sinus relief to be felt after the sneezing. Vomit mouth is so yucky tasting. Not to mention, if I sneeze everywhere I can leaving the in-laws wondering what mystery germs I just spread.
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Oh oh! Can I choose the vomit one?? That sounds like WAAAAAY more fun. I am curious what inspired this one.
I will never reveal my secret inspirations!
I've met some rather picky parents so I think I would choose the snot spray method. Perhaps there is sinus relief to be felt after the sneezing. Vomit mouth is so yucky tasting. Not to mention, if I sneeze everywhere I can leaving the in-laws wondering what mystery germs I just spread.
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